Please Don't Do Coke in the Bathroom

The Vibe

The ultimate powder room power move. It’s for the person who wants their home to look like a gallery, but their guest list suggests otherwise. It’s clean, it’s monochromatic, and it’s deeply concerned with the longevity of your plumbing.

Description

A high-contrast, minimalist manifesto for the bathroom. We designed this to look like high-brow archival art from a distance, so your landlord thinks you’re cultured—right until they get close enough to read the fine print. It’s the visual equivalent of a dry martini: elegant, sharp, and usually followed by a series of questionable choices. It arrives fully framed, because we know you’ve got enough "house maintenance" to worry about already.

Best Placed

The Guest Bathroom: Positioned directly above the toilet for maximum captive-audience impact.

The Basement Bar: To set the ground rules before the first round of shots is poured.

The Hallway: As a subtle "terms and conditions" sign for anyone entering the party.