Kindly Fuck Off Soonish
The Vibe
It’s giving "my social battery is at 1% and I am not liable for what happens next." This is the official boundary-setting manifesto for introverts, people-pleasers in recovery, and anyone who has reached their limit with small talk. It’s polite, but absolutely not flexible.
Description
A minimalist, high-impact tribute to your need for personal space. We took the most direct request possible and rendered it in soft, neutral bubble typography. It’s the visual equivalent of a gentle hand on someone’s chest, pushing them out the door. It is bold, it is beige, and it is 100% done with the conversation.
Best Placed:
The Entryway: Above a console table, to act as a definitive "vibe check" for anyone crossing the threshold.
The Home Office: Positioned directly behind you, so it’s the last thing people see before they launch a "quick question" on Zoom.
The Living Room: Above the sofa, to weed out guests who tend to overstay their welcome.
Posters Only: Arrives in 3–5 business days.
Framed Posters: Arrives in 7–14 business days.
Quality takes time; perfection takes just a little longer.