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Kindly Fuck Off by 9pm Art Print

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"Kindly Fuck Off By 9pm" Art Print | Pastel Retro Typography Home Decor

Set a clear curfew with bright retro charm using this hilarious, pastel-hued typography art print.

Featuring bubbly 3D lettering in soft coral red, pastel blue, and sunny yellow, this print spells out the ultimate introverted hosting rule: "KINDLY FUCK OFF BY 9PM". Set against an off-white background, its playful retro colorway wraps a candid boundary in fun, friendly aesthetics. Whether you’re styling a living room, adding humor to an entryway, or searching for a relatable gift for your favourite early-to-bed host, this art print (framing optional) brings bold color and deadpan honesty to your walls.

Why You’ll Love It:

  • Playful Pastel Tri-Colour Palette: Coral red, light blue, and warm yellow 3D lettering that seamlessly brightens modern, retro, or neutral decor.

  • Relatable Host Humour: A hilarious statement piece designed for introverts, homebodies, and anyone who loves an early night.

  • Framed or Unframed (Optional): Available fully framed with ready-to-hang hardware attached, or as an unframed art print ready to pair with your own custom frame.

  • Archival Print Quality: Printed on thick, heavy-weight matte paper with fade-resistant inks to keep every pastel shade crisp and bright for years.

  • The Ultimate Housewarming Gift: A standout pick-me-up or host gift for best friends, apartment owners, and early sleepers.

Styling & Placement Ideas:

  • Living Room & Dining Area: Hang near your hosting area as a funny, lighthearted hint for when dinner parties hit the home stretch.

  • Entryway & Hallway: Position by the front door to set expectations early with a cheerful pop of retro typography.

  • Kitchen & Bar Nook: Pair with colourful vintage prints or modern line drawings for a vibrant, cheeky accent piece.

Product Specifications:

  • Style: Retro 3D Typography / Bubbly Bubble Lettering / Funny Quote Print

  • Vibe: Playful, Candid, Introverted Energy, Bright & Retro

  • Colours: Coral Red, Pastel Blue, Warm Yellow, & Off-White

  • Framing: Optional (Available Framed & Ready to Hang or Unframed)

  • Ideal For: Living Room Decor, Entryway Wall Art, Funny Housewarming Gifts, Apartment Styling

All product images are mock-ups, provided for illustrative purposes only. Print and frame proportions in the photos may not reflect the size you order.

Please check the size chart below for actual dimensions before placing your order.

Measure the wall, trust the chart, not the vibes.

Size guide: A5, A4, A3, A2 and A1 print sizes to scale
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